Thursday, August 27, 2009

Honey....would you mind?

First of all, today's out of town trip went just fine and I had no problems taking care of my progesterone needs. There were so many people there that no one much took notice of me leaving the room for 5 minutes.

Second of all, CRAP!!!....Cindyhoo is right!!!!....what have I been thinking???!! I wrote that I really wanted a chocolate bar and she said, "What are DH's for if not to go on midnight runs to soothe the pregnant wife's cravings??" I can't believe I have not yet thought to take advantage of this very time honored tradition! I mean, shit, I've suffered countless u/s wand probings, shots in the belly, shots in the ass, a bazillion progesterone suppositories up the hoo-hoo, and iron gut constipation. The least I can do is make him go out at 9:00 pm to get me a pint of my favorite ice cream. I mean, I've got to wield the power while I have it! And now I see that I've wasted the first 10 weeks of my powers! I'll have to figure a clever way to make up for the lost time. I'm thinking foot rubs.

September is next week! I love that autumn is coming. Cooler days, the smell of dry leaves, golden afternoon sunlight, crisp apples, butternut squash, chenille sweaters and hot cocoa. Well, it will still be a while until it's that cool here. But it's not too far off.

And now I'm going to inquire about that foot rub.
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8 comments:

Mad Hatter said...

Glad all went well today...and yes, get what's owing you, lady! Footrubs! Pickles and ice cream! Spa days! Whatever tickles your fancy!

Fran said...

Your trip went smoothly and that's great! And your poor DH doens't know what's ahead of him with the cravings!! Kisses, Fran

IVF 40+ said...

Foot rub? good start. Then include the lower back and head -very relaxing. I would go for the food craving next. After that include the super smell thing - can't take out the garbage, change the sheets, prepare the fish etc... all smells too much!

looking4#3 said...

AAhh you so made me crave for autumn!!! I love every single thing you mentioned and I can't wait. Also can't wait to hopefully be experiencing those same cravings in 2 or so weeks!

Oh, and as for you comment about being catty---I am starting to think we may have been separated at birth! I thought and said the exact same thing!!! Great minds.

cindyhoo2 said...

I am glad to hear that you will now be embracing your new role of expectant mother/ queen of everything. Want Ben and Jerry's at 2 AM? No probelm, DH's all night craving soothing service is open for business! LOL

In terms of the fall stuff.... yay! I also adore FAll. I love pumpkins and changing leaves and sweaters and hot tea.... and that feeling in the air which says something is changing.

embieadoptmom said...

UH YEAH! Send him out AT LEAST 3 times a week to break him in then daily LOL!

anofferingoflove said...

getting regular foot massages is one of the best parts of pregnancy - be sure to take full advantage! :)

i am SO excited about autumn also, i cannot wait for the weather to cool down!

Sandra D. said...

You should definitely take advantage! Chocolate, foot rubs, a new car...it's all yours for the taking after all you've been through :)
I'm so happy to hear everything is going well!